Win a Kindle Touch!

By admin @ May 10, 2012 in Offers

Win a brand new Kindle Touch, courtesy of Betterprint.

To be in with a chance, all you have to do is enter our caption competition: follow @Betterprint on Twitter and tweet your caption at us, or comment on this blog post.

You may have already met our office mascot, Berty. Just give us an amusing caption for this photo of him getting up to some office hi-jinks at our end of financial year party last month.

What's he up to?

Submit your caption by commenting on this blog post or tweet it at us on Twitter. Keep it short, sweet and funny, and you might just win. Deadline for entries is the end of May.

ThePrizeFinder - UK Competitions

Comments

#1 hannah rosekilly @ May 31, 2012

Berty's decision to do tequila shot's at the office party had badly backfired!

#2 SUSAN HALL @ May 30, 2012

....anyone can photocopy a bum!

#3 Hannah @ May 30, 2012

Berty decided to run with his new printing scheme "faceplant"

#4 Hennell @ May 30, 2012

"Look mum; I'm planking!"

#5 Nicki Sealey @ May 30, 2012

"I know i'll get fired for this, but with these 1000 copies it will take a while for them to forget me!"

#6 Amanda Richardson @ May 30, 2012

This is the one that takes great photos isn't it. Must show my best side!

#7 Chris @ May 30, 2012

Bertie learns that 'copy' and 'email to all' are not the same thing. Still, at least he wasn't facing the other way.

#8 Jean D @ May 30, 2012

Berty couldn't believe the photocopying charges that had been put through last year. He was checking to see if the had been any double counting.

#9 Caroline Hammond @ May 30, 2012

Bertie decided it was time to do a bit of flashing

#10 Eleanor Powell @ May 30, 2012

After watching the Mikado advert Berty thought it was his turn to get up to allsorts...

#11 Victoria Parry @ May 30, 2012

Berty thought this planking lark was getting a bit ridiculous!

#12 Jenny Clarke @ May 30, 2012

What a dirty Berty!

#13 BBMC @ May 30, 2012

Berty's dyslexia results in safe fax scandal after the office party.

#14 michelle beatty @ May 30, 2012

superglue on the copier at parties? never gets old

#15 roley martin @ May 30, 2012

The new industrial Berty slicer was working a treat.

#16 jalila djelassi @ May 30, 2012

well everyone always said that berty`s face was as pretty as a picture....

#17 Michelle Ptak @ May 30, 2012

Birty at the Double!! or was it Doubles!!

#18 Sassie Clarke @ May 30, 2012

One G&T too many and you'll cheekily turn Berty!

#19 Liz Ashdown @ May 29, 2012

Financial year sorted - time for a rave, oh Flirty Berty, you need to behave!

#20 brenin @ May 29, 2012

I see no ships!

#21 Reece Precious @ May 29, 2012

When you use Betterprint, They get it with a sprint, They give you what you want, So time to stop the hunt. No matter the size if someone asks, We'll copy their beautiful blue eyes.

#22 Susan MArtin @ May 29, 2012

Berty Berty what have you done with the allsorts no they can not be photocopied to make more

#23 roley martin @ May 29, 2012

The empty cartridge led officers to believe Berty had been shot!!

#24 roley martin @ May 29, 2012

Berty was such a lazer so and so....

#25 troy ratcliffe @ May 29, 2012

Berty thought it odd that there was a retinal scanner for the office drinks cabinet but thought "what the heck the bosses scotch is in there!"

#26 Chevaune Stanley @ May 28, 2012

Berty felt his scanner deserved a really big kiss for giving him such perfect prints!

#27 Caroline Elmhirst @ May 28, 2012

Berty took a long, hard look at himself and decided the only thing for it was to Betterprint a new Berty!

#28 Brita Bevis @ May 28, 2012

"I could be the new Jedward, if this works.... they need replacing after their Eurovision performance!"

#29 Nikki Bamford @ May 28, 2012

You always get a BETTERPRINT with Berty !

#30 Julie @ May 27, 2012

No Betty, this is not the way to reproduce! you need a 3d printer.

#31 Adam Hall @ May 26, 2012

Oh no my EYES!!!! Arrrrrgh!

#32 Kate Edwards @ May 26, 2012

Berty secretly liked to think he was his office's very own David Brent

#33 Rob Pendragon @ May 26, 2012

Then somebody tried to photo-copy their bum and Berty was squashed flat!

#34 Andy Boulton @ May 25, 2012

Berty found out all too late that someone’s bare arse had been on the photocopier just moments earlier…

#35 Louise Wain @ May 25, 2012

Berty wanted to see if his Bum looked big in this!

#36 carolyn @ May 24, 2012

Cost effective way of getting a passport photo

#37 Ross mccabe @ May 24, 2012

Berty had intended to copy the other end of his body but found he was a little top heavy

#38 Debbie Burfoot @ May 23, 2012

Berty get your bum of that machine...or ur sacked

#39 Colin Ward @ May 22, 2012

Everyone else thought Hide 'n Seek was too obvious, but Berty couldn't see, himself!

#40 Ian Goodyear @ May 22, 2012

Does my bum look big on this?

#41 David Cannon @ May 22, 2012

For the fourth year running Berty was convinced he had a near death experience after drinking to much cider at the office party. He says "Firstly I saw a vision of myself and then I saw the light".

#42 mellissa williams @ May 22, 2012

Good Old Bertie Bassett decided to photocopy his greatest asset !

#43 Julia Clarke @ May 21, 2012

I think I can fly, right up to the sky, but I can't. I can't .I can't.I cant't.

#44 Jamie Logan @ May 21, 2012

"Thank goodness", Berty Thought waking up on New Years Day in the office "No one will know I got blind drunk and fell asleep on this sheet of glass..."

#45 JOHN HAMMOND @ May 21, 2012

Berty on reflection is sheer perfection

#46 Mike Garrity @ May 21, 2012

Bertie had at last worked out how to get himself on Facebook.

#47 Rob Falconer @ May 21, 2012

Thanks, Berty, but I actually said I wanted a coffee

#48 Lucy Dorrington @ May 20, 2012

Berty was mortified to discover that the 'perfect match' he'd been all over at the office party was in fact an ink cartridge. x

#49 John Jones @ May 20, 2012

DADDY!!!

#50 Ian Boyd @ May 20, 2012

We should never have taken him to see 'Dorian Gray', we don't even have an attic.

#51 Perry hill @ May 20, 2012

"No! No! Berty the boss didn't say 'kiss my glass'"

#52 Ramsey Mcvicker @ May 20, 2012

Bertie was legoless.

#53 stephanie mccafferty @ May 20, 2012

NEVER! EVER! Drink and copy

#54 Kim Styles @ May 20, 2012

Dirty Berty- proves his credentials are a 'Touch' Better Print-ed out for all to see.

#55 John Pether @ May 20, 2012

What do you mean Berty, are you sure you can see the pub from there ? or are you just copying...

#56 Mike Dunnaway @ May 20, 2012

Berty was watching everone else doing the printing, so he thought he would lend a hand !

#57 Linda Maskell-Glynn @ May 20, 2012

The Berty Dastard has had too much to drink again

#58 Sue Oldham @ May 20, 2012

Berty wished he hadn't chosen to take his picture for the dating agency during the office party.

#59 Chris Reid @ May 20, 2012

Berty faced a new challenge, how to look good on paper.

#60 Ste Appleton @ May 19, 2012

Berty was going to photocopy his bottom, but was a bit worried in case it lowered the toner....

#61 Mike Ambler @ May 19, 2012

Berty off his face again

#62 Rebecca Shaw @ May 19, 2012

Although at the end of the year betterprint were financially stable.. Evidence showed by the end of the party Berty wasn't stable at all!

#63 Melanie Edjouiran @ May 19, 2012

Berty had never been flashed so many times in 1 evening ;-)

#64 Nikki Bamford @ May 19, 2012

Remember you always get a Betterprint with Berty !

#65 John Meredith @ May 19, 2012

Berty loves a few beers, a bit of david brent dancing and a good photocopying.

#66 Alanna Hayes @ May 19, 2012

MUHAHA, I FOUND MY EVIL TWIN!!!

#67 Daphne Mueller @ May 19, 2012

copycat/copy berty

#68 Morgan O Grady @ May 19, 2012

After an hour playing hide and seek under the lid Berty realised everyone else had gone to the pub.

#69 gerald ludlow @ May 19, 2012

Berties had a few again he's going for the butt shot.

#70 Noel Chambers @ May 19, 2012

After a few drinks Berty totally misunderstood what was meant when he was asked to copy the companies facebook profile pic.

#71 David Hanslip @ May 19, 2012

Oi idiot turn me over it's my butt that's meant to be copied!!

#72 roley martin @ May 19, 2012

BERTY WAS PRINTING OFF HIS PROFILE PIC FOR A DATING AGENCY 'PRINTS AND PRINCESSES'

#73 Dolly B @ May 19, 2012

When the people are away, the machines will play ;-)

#74 jason @ May 19, 2012

"If you really want to be the best just copy me!" berty had confidently told them at the office party he hadn't considered the consequences of being taken quite literally

#75 melanie @ May 19, 2012

This wasn't exactly what Berty had expected when he won a free 60 minute photoshoot for being employee of the month!

#76 Susan Nisar @ May 18, 2012

Berty being totally off his face at the office party decided to print himself a new one!

#77 roley martin @ May 18, 2012

Berty had a drinking problem, it was time to face fax.

#78 trevor griffiths @ May 18, 2012

I said bring me a copy of the YEAR end!

#79 David Oliver @ May 18, 2012

Help! Pen is stuck.

#80 Jaye Fieldfare @ May 18, 2012

Berty's attempt to reach the box of Mikado had failed again.

#81 beverley keenan @ May 18, 2012

Too many Tequila shots left Berty looking for the little men that push out the printed material. "Is there anybody there"! he gabbled before falling asleep.

#82 Rob Falconer @ May 18, 2012

Berty wondered if he use it to order a take-away, as he adored fax food

#83 Angela Morgan @ May 18, 2012

Hey my names Berty and I am the prints (Prince) of the copier LOL.

#84 iain maciver @ May 18, 2012

he is going to print cards for the queens jubliee

#85 John @ May 18, 2012

Bertie's idea of an office prank fell flat on its face.

#86 Amanda Gallagher @ May 15, 2012

You too can own your very own Berty for the fantastic price of £ 39.95 simply fold and tear along the dotted lines.

#87 Mark Whittaker @ May 15, 2012

The office junior completely misunderstood when told to just copy Berty and he would be OK

#88 Adasi Miskiewicz @ May 15, 2012

Stay away from the tunnel with the white light, Berty!!

#89 Emma @ May 15, 2012

"Hey guys, I can't find any drinks in here but I can see a guy who looks like me sneaking out the side door!"

#90 Sarah Ly @ May 14, 2012

Berty was left red-faced after he decided to show his colleagues an alternative way to 'catch some rays' in the typical british weather at the office party.

#91 Wendy Collard @ May 14, 2012

Bertys loveable innocence stood out at the office party when he was dared to photocopy his cheeks!

#92 Liam Gallagher @ May 14, 2012

Berty's clone army was begining to take shape.

Business Stationery Suppliers